1 00:00:02,834 --> 00:00:04,294 -THERE YOU HAVE IT. 2 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:07,253 BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE REACTING TO 3 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:07,253 THE NEWS THAT THEY WILL BE 4 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:10,671 PLAYING IN THE NATIONAL 5 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:10,671 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AGAINST THE 6 00:00:10,709 --> 00:00:12,879 BLACKWELL UNIVERSITY WARRIORS. 7 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:15,457 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET SOME 8 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:15,457 PLAYERS TO EXPLAIN 9 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,500 [UNINTELLIGIBLE]. 10 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,752 -HEY LOOK AT ME I'M 11 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,752 BONING LARRY! 12 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,169 -LET'S CUT. 13 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:26,582 -HEY, COACH-- 14 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:28,165 -AND HERE'S THE MAN WHO 15 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:28,165 MADE IT HAPPEN. 16 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:29,328 -WAY TO GO, MORAN. 17 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:32,205 -HEY, YOU WERE GOD-SENT 18 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:32,205 THIS YEAR, SON. 19 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:33,040 -YEAH. 20 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:34,133 UM, WHEN'S PRACTICE? 21 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:34,956 -PRACTICE? 22 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:35,830 -YEAH. 23 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:36,955 BLACKWELL'S GOING TO BE TOUGH. 24 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,880 WE'VE GOT TO BE READY. 25 00:00:38,917 --> 00:00:40,287 -RELAX. 26 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:41,963 GO CELEBRATE WITH YOUR TEAM. 27 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,130 THE GAME'S NOT FOR 28 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,130 A COUPLE WEEKS. 29 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:44,376 GO AHEAD. 30 00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:49,214 -EXCUSE ME. 31 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,170 CONGRATULATIONS, MARTY. 32 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:54,378 I'M HERE OFFICIALLY ON BEHALF OF 33 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:54,378 THE NCAA TO INFORM YOU THAT 34 00:00:54,417 --> 00:00:57,377 YOUR TEAM IS UNDER INVESTIGATION 35 00:00:54,417 --> 00:00:57,377 FOR MAJOR RULE 36 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:59,327 VIOLATIONS. 37 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:00,575 -WHOA. 38 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:06,424 -WHY DO YOU COME IN HERE EVERY 39 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:06,424 YEAR AND BUST MY BALLS? 40 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:07,878 HUH? 41 00:01:07,917 --> 00:01:09,667 YOU CAN GO TO ANY PROGRAM IN 42 00:01:07,917 --> 00:01:09,667 THE COUNTRY AND YOU'D FIND 43 00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:10,829 VIOLATIONS. 44 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,535 BUT NO, YEAR AFTER YEAR, 45 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,535 YOU COME AFTER ME. 46 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:16,173 -AND YEAR AFTER YEAR, YOU 47 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:16,173 JUST LAUGH IN MY FACE. 48 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:19,288 WELL, WE'LL SEE IF YOU'RE STILL 49 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:19,288 LAUGHING AFTER THIS ONE. 50 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,081 -IS THAT IT? 51 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,125 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 52 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,879 I GOT TO TELL YOU, I'M A 53 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,879 LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. 54 00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:31,997 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE 55 00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:31,997 IT A LITTLE MORE FUN FOR 56 00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:33,501 ME THIS YEAR. 57 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:36,672 -OH, THIS ISN'T FOR BMS. IT'S 58 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:36,672 THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI'S. 59 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,209 I JUST WANTED YOU TO 60 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,209 SEE HOW YOUR FILE 61 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,460 COMPARED WITH OTHER SCHOOLS. 62 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,460 NO, NO. 63 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:46,130 THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE ON BMS. 64 00:01:46,166 --> 00:01:48,076 -HOLY SHIT. 65 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:51,035 -WE HAVE ENOUGH TO GO AFTER 66 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:51,035 YOU FOR THE BIG ONE. 67 00:01:51,083 --> 00:01:53,173 THE DEATH PENALTY. 68 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:56,578 THAT'S A ONE YEAR SUSPENSION OF 69 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:56,578 THE ENTIRE PROGRAM, LOSS OF 70 00:01:56,625 --> 00:02:00,415 SCHOLARSHIPS, AND NO TELEVISED 71 00:01:56,625 --> 00:02:00,415 GAMES OR BOWL COVERAGE FOR 72 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:01,748 THREE YEARS. 73 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:03,212 -OH, HOLY SHIT. 74 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:07,080 -NOW, HOW'S THAT 75 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:07,080 FOR FUN, MARTY? 76 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:08,745 -THIS IS BULLSHIT. 77 00:02:08,792 --> 00:02:11,792 I RUN A CLEAN PROGRAM. 78 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:13,254 -COACH, WE'RE OUT OF CHAMPAGNE! 79 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,631 BUT I JUST CALLED MY AGENT, 80 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,631 AND HE SAID HE'LL BUY MORE 81 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:17,667 WITH THE MONEY I MADE FROM 82 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:17,667 SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS. 83 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,538 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 84 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,538 PLAYS ] 85 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:28,213 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 86 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,880 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 87 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:35,037 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 88 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:37,042 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 89 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,785 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 90 00:02:39,834 --> 00:02:41,084 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 91 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:42,625 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 92 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,040 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 93 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,003 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 94 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,001 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 95 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,673 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 96 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:52,999 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 97 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,790 -AN NCAA INVESTIGATION. 98 00:03:01,834 --> 00:03:02,794 WHY NOW? 99 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,464 -IT'S JUST SCARE TACTICS, MAN. 100 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:05,460 WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 101 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,290 -SHHH! 102 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,833 EVERYBODY STOP TALKING. 103 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:11,785 THEY'RE PROBABLY LISTENING TO 104 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:11,785 EVERYTHING WE SAY RIGHT NOW. 105 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:13,044 -DONALD SCHRAB. 106 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:21,580 HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH YOUR 107 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:21,580 TEACHER'S 83-YEAR-OLD 108 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:25,955 MOTHER TO BLACKMAIL HIM 109 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:25,955 INTO GIVING YOU A C? 110 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,750 -OH, NO. 111 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,582 -HAVE I EVER DONE DRUGS? 112 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:31,035 NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL. 113 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:34,293 THIS BODY'S A TEMPLE. 114 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,963 OH, NICE. 115 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,790 THINGS GET SCARY 116 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,790 FUN THAT NIGHT. 117 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,964 THAT COCAINE WAS MEDICINAL. 118 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,500 SO, CHECK AND MATE. 119 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:50,292 -HAVE YOU EVER ACCEPTED FREE 120 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:50,292 TICKETS TO LES MISERABLES ? 121 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,170 HAVE ANY OF YOUR COACHES 122 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,170 EVER KNOWINGLY 123 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:56,628 GIVEN YOU CREAM CHEESE? 124 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,207 -CREAM CHEESE? 125 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,500 -THE RULES CLEARLY STATE THAT 126 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,500 YOU CAN HAVE A BAGEL, BUT NOT 127 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,502 CREAM CHEESE. 128 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:05,382 -LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 129 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,247 WHERE DOES THE NCAA'S 130 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,247 AUTHORITY TO 131 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:08,831 INVESTIGATE COME FROM? 132 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:09,665 HMM? 133 00:04:09,709 --> 00:04:10,669 YOU GUYS ELECTED? 134 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,209 HOW'D YOU GET YOUR JOB? 135 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,460 -LET ME GIVE YOU 136 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,460 THIS PAMPHLET. 137 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,630 IT WILL ANSWER ALL 138 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,630 THE QUESTIONS YOU 139 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,957 HAVE ABOUT THE NCAA. 140 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,710 WHAT EXACTLY IS A 141 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,710 POCKET PUSSY? 142 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,580 HAVE YOU EVER DONE 143 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,580 RABIES BEFORE? 144 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,035 -NO. 145 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,293 -HAVE YOU EVER PUMPED CLEAN 146 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,293 URINE INTO YOUR BLADDER TO 147 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,543 CHEAT A DRUG TEST? 148 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,876 HAVE YOU EVER MADE 149 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,876 A SEXY TAPE? 150 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:39,207 A SEXY, MR. CASTLE! 151 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,250 HAVE YOU MADE ONE? 152 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,711 -WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME! 153 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,670 I'M A HUMAN BEING! 154 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,625 -WE COULD DO WHAT WE DID DURING 155 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,625 THE '98 INVESTIGATION. 156 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:06,327 -NAH, IT'S TOO BIG 157 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:06,327 FOR BLACKMAIL. 158 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,455 SOMEBODY RATTED US OUT. 159 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,040 -HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S 160 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,040 ONE PERSON? 161 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,633 COULDN'T IT BE MULTIPLE LEAKS? 162 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:12,287 -NO, IT'S IN THE FILE. 163 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,383 ONE INFORMANT. 164 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:15,037 -HOW ABOUT THE 2002 165 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:15,037 INVESTIGATION? 166 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,673 -NAH, IT WOULDN'T WORK. 167 00:05:16,709 --> 00:05:18,709 THEY DRAINED THAT QUARRY 168 00:05:16,709 --> 00:05:18,709 FIVE YEARS AGO. 169 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:22,040 -SO, WHO RATTED YOU OUT? 170 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:25,383 -WELL, WHO STANDS TO GAIN THE 171 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:25,383 MOST FROM TAKING ME DOWN? 172 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:30,418 -WAITRESS! 173 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,828 I'M GOING TO NEED ANOTHER 174 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,828 SUNDAE OVER HERE. 175 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,538 HEY! WHAT THE HELL! 176 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:37,043 LET ME GO, LET ME GO! 177 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:38,003 HELP ME! 178 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:38,961 HELP ME! 179 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,710 WHY ISN'T ANYONE HELPING ME? 180 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,250 -ENJOY YOUR MEALS, FOLKS. 181 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:46,380 -LISTEN TO THIS. 182 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:49,497 THE NCAA WAS FOUNDED OVER 183 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:49,497 100 YEARS AGO TO 184 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:51,582 PROTECT STUDENT ATHLETES. 185 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:54,915 IT CONTINUES TO IMPLEMENT THAT 186 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:54,915 PRINCIPLE BY INCREASED 187 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:59,629 EMPHASIS ON THE ATHLETICS AND 188 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:59,629 THE ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE. 189 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:02,247 THAT'S BASICALLY ALL IT SAYS. 190 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:03,961 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 191 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,830 -THEY RUN COLLEGE SPORTS. 192 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:09,325 THEY'RE IN CHARGE 193 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:09,325 OF THE SPORTS. 194 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:10,325 -AND? 195 00:06:10,375 --> 00:06:11,415 -THE NCAA IS-- 196 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:17,165 WELL, THE NCAA, THEY, THEY-- 197 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:18,878 THEY'RE THE NCAA! 198 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:19,707 -YEAH. 199 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:20,710 YEAH, YOU SAID THAT. 200 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,290 -MEET YOU IN YOUR 201 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,290 ROOM RIGHT NOW? 202 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,290 -WHAT IS ALL THIS? 203 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:32,633 -THERE'S A MOLE AMONG US, LARRY, 204 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:32,633 AND YOU'RE GOING TO 205 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:33,627 HELP ME FIND HIM. 206 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,827 -WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO? 207 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,915 -FIRST, I NEED YOU TO 208 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,915 GET ME SOME FOOD. 209 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:39,169 I'M STARVING. 210 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,633 THAT'S IT. 211 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:44,457 GO. 212 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,630 -I'M ON IT. 213 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:49,247 -OH, AND LARRY, YOU'RE 214 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:49,247 THE ONLY PERSON I 215 00:06:49,291 --> 00:06:50,501 CAN TRUST RIGHT NOW. 216 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,037 EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT. 217 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,920 -I KNOW IT WAS YOU WHO RATTED 218 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,920 ME OUT, GILDAY. 219 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:10,709 -WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 220 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:12,460 -BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME GONE. 221 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,500 AND YOUR NAME ISN'T MENTIONED 222 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:15,500 ONCE IN THIS REPORT. 223 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:16,332 -LISTEN. 224 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:19,285 IT THIS TEAM-- OH! 225 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,713 IF THIS TEAM GETS THE 226 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,713 DEATH PENALTY, I'M 227 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:22,630 OUT OF A JOB, TOO. 228 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,457 THINK ABOUT IT. 229 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,040 THERE'S THREE YEARS OF DIRT 230 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,040 IN THAT FILE, RIGHT? 231 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:26,963 I'VE BEEN HERE, WHAT? 232 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,880 FIVE MONTHS. 233 00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:28,707 -YEAH. 234 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:30,210 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 235 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,630 -I'M SAYING WHOEVER RATTED YOU 236 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,630 OUT HAS BEEN CLOSE TO THIS 237 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:34,327 TEAM FOR A WHILE. 238 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,955 IT'S SOMEONE THE NCAA 239 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,955 COULD PROBABLY FLIP. 240 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,460 SOMEONE WHO'S EASILY 241 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,460 MANIPULATED. 242 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,880 -THE NCAA APPRECIATES EVERYTHING 243 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,880 YOU'RE DOING FOR 244 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,917 THEM, MR. CACCIATORE. 245 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:45,789 -AH, PLEASE! 246 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:49,754 MR. CACCIATORE IS MY FATHER, 247 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:49,754 AND HE'S AN ASSHOLE. 248 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,502 YOU CAN CALL ME SAMMY. 249 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:12,285 -HOW'S IT GOING, ALEX? 250 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:13,503 -HEY. 251 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,542 DID YOU KNOW THE CREAM 252 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,542 CHEESE RULE IS TRUE? 253 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:19,133 THIS TELL-ALL BOOK CLAIMS THE 254 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:19,133 NCAA HAS TIES TO THE MASONS, 255 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,706 SCIENTOLOGY, AND SKULL 256 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,706 AND BONES. 257 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,580 -THAT IS COOL. 258 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:26,381 -OW. 259 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:32,752 THAD CASTLE (OFFSCREEN): 260 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:32,752 MASCOT! 261 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:36,375 -HELLO. 262 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,785 I KNOW IT'S YOU! 263 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:40,924 I KNOW YOU'RE THE MOLE! 264 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:41,789 -WHAT? 265 00:08:41,834 --> 00:08:43,424 I'M NO MOLE! 266 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,668 -THEN WHY DID LARRY SAY HE SAW 267 00:08:43,458 --> 00:08:45,668 YOU TALKING TO THE NCAA GUY AT 268 00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:46,709 THE DINER? 269 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,420 -BECAUSE COACH SAID 270 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,420 [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 271 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,458 FALSE INFORMATION! 272 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:55,331 HE TOLD ME [UNINTELLIGIBLE] 273 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:55,331 AND HE TOLD ME TO USE IT! 274 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,165 -WHAT DID YOU GIVE 275 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,165 HIM AT THE DINER? 276 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,168 -NOTHING! 277 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,578 NOTHING! 278 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:02,455 JUST A COUPLE PAGES FROM A SHORT 279 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:02,455 STORY I WAS WORKING ON. 280 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,460 -"AND THEN BARRY TAKES OUT A GUN 281 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:06,460 AND SHOOTS THE OTHER GUY 282 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,920 NAMED BARRY. 283 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:10,789 IN THE DISTANCE, A 284 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:10,789 WEREWOLF HOWLS." 285 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:17,495 DEBRA (OFFSCREEN): JON JON. 286 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,422 -I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, 287 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,422 JON JON. 288 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,878 BUT LISTEN, YOU HAVE 289 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,878 TO PROMISE ME YOU 290 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,417 WILL NOT TELL MARTY. 291 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,708 -DEBRA'S THE MOLE. 292 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,670 -GOD DAMN IT, JON JON! 293 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:28,919 I CAN EXPLAIN. 294 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:29,919 -WELL, YOU BETTER! 295 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,249 -OK. 296 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,831 WHEN WE GOT DIVORCED MANY, 297 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,831 MANY YEARS AGO, I WAS 298 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,205 REALLY ANGRY YOU. 299 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:39,170 AND, UM, I MAY HAVE SENT AN 300 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:39,170 EMAIL TO, UH, THE NCAA. 301 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:41,078 BUT, UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 302 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,575 I ONLY TOLD THEM 303 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,575 LITTLE THINGS. 304 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,955 -DID THEY GIVE YOU A NOTICE TO 305 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,955 APPEAR AT THE HEARING YET? 306 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,540 -NO, BUT I'M SURE IT'S COMING. 307 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,583 -ALL RIGHT, IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 308 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:48,535 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LIE. 309 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,213 -LIE YOUR ASS OFF. 310 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,170 -THEY HAVE MY EMAILS, MARTY. 311 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,378 -EMAILS? 312 00:09:53,417 --> 00:09:54,667 LIKE, PLURAL? 313 00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:57,129 LIKE HOW MANY? 314 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:58,126 -9. 315 00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,126 -JESUS! 316 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,376 -POSSIBLE 12. 317 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:01,377 -JESUS CHRIST! 318 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,577 -I WAS REALLY PISSED AT YOU! 319 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:04,875 -OH! 320 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:14,578 -SO. 321 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,955 THE NCAA AS A WHOLE REPORTS OVER 322 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,955 $700 MILLION IN REVENUE 323 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,750 AND HAS $300 MILLION IN 324 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,750 UNSTRUCTURED NET ASSETS, YET 325 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,672 YOU'RE A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION 326 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:21,672 THAT DOESN'T PAY 327 00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:23,459 TAXES ON ANY OF THAT MONEY. 328 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,630 WHERE DOES THAT MONEY GO? 329 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,577 AND WHO DECIDES WHO'S 330 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,577 ON THE COMMITTEE? 331 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,875 OK. 332 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:32,667 DO YOU HAVE TIES TO 333 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:32,667 THE ILLUMINATI? 334 00:10:32,709 --> 00:10:33,629 HEY. 335 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,667 HEY! 336 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,998 -WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE SECRET 337 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:38,998 TO YOUR INVESTIGATION IS 338 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:43,291 BURIED IN AN UNMARKED GRAVE IN 339 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:43,291 THE BLUE MOUNTAIN CEMETERY? 340 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,293 MEET ME AT THE SHOVEL STORE 341 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,293 IN A HALF HOUR. 342 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,923 SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET 343 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,923 BLOWN WIDE OPEN! 344 00:10:47,959 --> 00:10:49,169 LET ME TELL YOU! 345 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,130 -YOU KNOW, I'M SO MAD AT 346 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,130 YOU RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T 347 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,416 EVEN LOOK AT YOU. 348 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,248 -FINE, THEN. 349 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,081 DON'T 350 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,375 -WELL, I WON'T. 351 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,375 -GOOD. 352 00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:02,787 -SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE. 353 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,174 -HUH? 354 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:06,628 -REMEMBER DURING THE '92 355 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:06,628 INVESTIGATION, BOBBY K'S 356 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,577 LOUDMOUTH WIFE CAME UP WITH SOME 357 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,577 INTO TO THE NCAA, AND WE 358 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,785 GOT IT THROWN OUT BECAUSE 359 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,785 ANYTHING SAID BETWEEN A 360 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:15,634 MARRIED COUPLE IS CONSIDERED 361 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:15,634 CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION! 362 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:16,667 -YEAH. 363 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,209 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE 364 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,209 TO DO WITH US? 365 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,170 -YOU GET MARRIED AGAIN. 366 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:24,918 SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE EXTENDS FOR 367 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:24,918 SEVERAL YEARS BEFORE MARRIAGE. 368 00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,169 -HMM. 369 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,419 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING 370 00:11:30,709 --> 00:11:33,419 ABOUT POPPING THE QUESTION 371 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,498 AGAIN FOR A WHILE. 372 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:39,252 THESE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS MADE 373 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:39,252 ME REALIZE HOW MUCH I-- 374 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,791 I LOVE YOU. 375 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:44,254 -AND YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN ON 376 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:44,254 EARTH WHO CAN MAKE ME SO CRAZY 377 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:48,331 I WOULD BECOME AN NCAA MOLE! 378 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,785 -OH, BABY. 379 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,674 -I CAN GET ORDAINED ON THE 380 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,674 INTERNET AND GET YOU MARRIED 381 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:53,629 HERE BEFORE THE HEARING. 382 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,577 -GREAT. 383 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:55,665 YOU KNOW WHAT? 384 00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:58,039 LET ME GET ON THE PHONE, 385 00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:58,039 CALL MY LAWYER. 386 00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:01,043 HE CAN KNOCK OUT A PRENUP 387 00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:01,043 IN AN HOUR. 388 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,253 -HMM. 389 00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,421 A WHAT NOW? 390 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,878 -A PRENUP. 391 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,247 WE DIDN'T HAVE ONE LAST TIME 392 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,247 AND YOU REALLY SCREWED ME. 393 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,331 -FINE! 394 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,415 YOU WANT TO PLAY IT THAT 395 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,415 WAY, YOU GOT IT. 396 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,288 I'M CALLING MY LAWYER, TOO. 397 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,293 -OH, 398 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,333 JESUS CHRIST. 399 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:17,834 -OK! 400 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:22,583 IT TOOK ME TWO DAYS, BUT I 401 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:22,583 FIGURED OUT WHO YOUR MOLE IS. 402 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:26,075 IT'S COACH JON JON, ISN'T IT? 403 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,375 IS IT ALEX? 404 00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:30,127 OH, NO. 405 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,126 OH PLEASE, DON'T TELL 406 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,126 ME IT'S LARRY. 407 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:32,956 LARRY! 408 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,130 WE WERE BEST FRIENDS-- 409 00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,996 WHAT IS THIS? 410 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:39,171 -THAT'S YOUR NOTICE TO APPEAR 411 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:39,171 AT TOMORROW'S HEARING. 412 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,043 -WHY WOULD I NEED TO APPEAR? 413 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,583 -DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN? 414 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:51,375 YOU MAY HAVE MET HIM AT A FEW 415 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:51,375 OF YOUR GOATHOUSE PARTIES. 416 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,627 HE WORKS FOR US. 417 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,753 -SERIOUSLY, THOUGH. 418 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:59,132 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 419 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:59,132 POT, COKE, STEROIDS, 420 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:00,956 TALK TO HARMON TEDESCO. 421 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,460 HE DEALS IT ALL. 422 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,250 I WOULDN'T USE THE WORD 423 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,250 "GIGOLO," BUT I HAVE ACCEPTED 424 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,331 MONEY IN EXCHANGE 425 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,331 FOR SEX BEFORE. 426 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,172 SO, YEAH. 427 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,168 LIKE I WAS SAYING, AN OIL CHANGE 428 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,168 IS WHEN YOU PUMP CLEAN 429 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,708 URINE INTO YOUR BLADDER. 430 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:23,670 WE HAVE NERDS TO DO OUR 431 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:23,670 HOMEWORK FOR US. 432 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:24,999 I ALMOST FORGOT. 433 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,421 IF YOU WANT TO BUY ANY BMS 434 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,421 MERCH, I ALSO RUN A 435 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,668 BLACKMARKET SPORTS MEMORABILIA 436 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,668 WEBSITE ON THE SIDE. 437 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,579 BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE! 438 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:32,625 OK. 439 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:33,537 BYE, DUDE! 440 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,169 I'M THE MOLE? 441 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:52,331 -ALL RIGHT. 442 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,075 YOU CAN HAVE THE HOUSE AND 443 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,075 YOU CAN HAVE THE BOAT. 444 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,745 BUT I'M KEEPING THE 445 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,745 HAWAII TIMESHARE. 446 00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:00,252 AND NO ALIMONY. 447 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,671 HONEY, BABY, LOVE OF MY LIFE. 448 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,919 COME ON, YOU GOT TO MEET 449 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,919 ME HALFWAY ON THIS. 450 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:07,329 -YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED 451 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:07,329 TO GO DOWN THIS ROAD. 452 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,583 -OK. 453 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:15,165 NO PRENUP. 454 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,628 -I KNEW IT! 455 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,077 I KNEW YOU LOVE ME. 456 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,827 -COME ON, ALEX. 457 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:23,995 STOP STUDYING. 458 00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,831 JUST FOOL AROUND WITH US. 459 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:30,375 -I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 460 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:30,375 BUT I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. 461 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,207 THE FUTURE OF BMS FOOTBALL'S 462 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,207 AT STAKE HERE. 463 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,500 MY FUTURE'S AT STAKE. 464 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:34,752 -I DON'T GET IT. 465 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:38,292 WHY WON'T THE NAACP LET 466 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:38,292 YOU EAT CREAM CHEESE? 467 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,633 -THAT'S THE MILLION DOLLAR 468 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,633 QUESTION, LADIES. 469 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,080 I MEAN, THE BILLION 470 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,080 DOLLAR QUESTION. 471 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,075 WOW! 472 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,575 -WANT TO MAKE OUT? 473 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,625 -OK. 474 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:04,463 [PLAYING WEDDING MARCH] 475 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,710 -GOD DAMN NCAA. 476 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,996 -WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO 477 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,996 JOIN TOGETHER DEBRA AND 478 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:20,831 MARTY IN HOLY MATRIMONY WITHIN 479 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:20,831 IT'S FRAMEWORK OF COMMITMENT-- 480 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:21,915 -JON JON! 481 00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,419 SHORT VERSION, SHORT VERSION. 482 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:24,918 -SORRY. 483 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,829 DEBRA, DO YOU TAKE 484 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,829 MARTY TO BE YOUR 485 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,325 LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 486 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,705 -I DO. 487 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,960 -AND DO YOU, MARTY, TAKE DEBRA 488 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,960 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY 489 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,210 WEDDED WIFE? 490 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:37,915 -OK. 491 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:38,919 I-- 492 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:39,919 -COACH! 493 00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,959 I DID A BAD THING. 494 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,130 I'M THE MOLE. 495 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,996 -NO, THAD, DEBRA'S THE MOLE. 496 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,381 -NO, SHE'S NOT. 497 00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:47,327 I SAW THE FILES. 498 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,705 I TOLD THEM EVERYTHING. 499 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,460 BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 500 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,790 I THOUGHT THE GUY WAS 501 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,790 A COLLEGE STUDENT. 502 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:54,754 -WELL, THIS IS GREAT. 503 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,332 NOW WE DON'T HAVE 504 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:56,332 TO GET MARRIED. 505 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,995 AND ALL THAD HAS TO DO 506 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,995 IS DENY EVERYTHING. 507 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,461 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN 508 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,461 THIS IS GREAT? 509 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,670 -OW! 510 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,579 -MARTY, I DON'T THINK 511 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,579 PUTTING THAD ON THE 512 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,035 STAND IS THE BEST IDEA. 513 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,543 -WHY NOT? 514 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,583 -THAD, HAVE YOU EVER DONE 515 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,583 ANYTHING ILLEGAL WHILE AT BMS? 516 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:09,575 -YES. 517 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,575 SHIT! 518 00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,415 NO. 519 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,418 SHIT, IT DOESN'T MATTER! 520 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,458 THEY HAVE 52 HOURS 521 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,458 OF TAPE ON ME. 522 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,040 -52 HOURS!? 523 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,463 OH BOY, WE'RE SCREWED! 524 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,380 I'M DONE. 525 00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:21,497 THIS PROGRAM IS DONE. 526 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,332 -LISTEN. 527 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,205 MARTY, MARTY, MARTY. 528 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,210 THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PANIC. 529 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,380 THERE IS ANOTHER WAY. 530 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,957 AND IT'S LEGAL IN 531 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,957 THIS STATE NOW. 532 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,460 YOU CAN MARRY THAD INSTEAD 533 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,460 OF DEBRA. 534 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,460 -I'LL DO IT! 535 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,460 -ARE YOU CRAZY? 536 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,460 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 537 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,460 -OH, COME ON, MARTY. 538 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,000 IT'S NOT A GAY THING. 539 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,501 -HEY, THERE'S NO WAY TWO GUYS 540 00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,501 GETTING MARRIED IS NOT A GAY 541 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,832 THING! 542 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,125 -LOOK, THE ENTIRE PROGRAM 543 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,125 IS ON THE LINE, HERE. 544 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,326 YOUR JOB, YOUR TEAM, 545 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,326 YOUR LEGACY. 546 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:46,455 -OH, AND MARRYING ONE OF 547 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:46,455 MY PLAYERS IS GOING 548 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,500 TO PROTECT MY LEGACY? 549 00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:49,002 JESUS... 550 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,381 -WELL, IT DOES LESS DAMAGE THAN 551 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,381 BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR THE 552 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,327 COLLAPSE OF ONE OF THE GREATEST 553 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,327 PROGRAMS IN COLLEGE 554 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:53,575 SPORTS HISTORY. 555 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,383 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, MARTY? 556 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:06,495 [PLAYING WEDDING MARCH] 557 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,332 -WILL YOU TURN THAT MUSIC OFF! 558 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,535 THAD, GET YOUR ASS UP HERE. 559 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,883 LET'S DO THIS. 560 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:15,077 -WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO 561 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:15,077 JOIN TOGETHER THAD AND MARTY 562 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,665 IN HOLY MATRIMONY. 563 00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:21,919 THAD, DO YOU TAKE MARTY TO BE 564 00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:21,919 YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 565 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,129 -I DO. 566 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,706 -CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 567 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,500 I THINK IT'S BULLSHIT THAT YOU 568 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,500 ASKED ME TO SIGN A PRENUP AND 569 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,082 YOU DIDN'T THINK TO ASK THAD. 570 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,245 -OH, SHIT. 571 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,581 IS IT TOO LATE? 572 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,495 I'M GOING TO MAKE A BILLION 573 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,495 DOLLARS IN THE NFL. 574 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:34,672 I WANT TO BE PROTECTED. 575 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,169 -YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE 576 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,169 TIME RIGHT NOW, OK? 577 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,748 GO ON. 578 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:43,042 -MARTY, DO YOU TAKE THAD TO BE 579 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:43,042 YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND? 580 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,293 -ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO 581 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,293 OTHER WAY TO DO THIS? 582 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,213 -NONE THAT I CAN SEE. 583 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,290 -OK. 584 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,633 UM, I-- 585 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:57,627 -COACH! 586 00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:58,627 I GOT GREAT NEWS. 587 00:17:58,667 --> 00:17:59,537 I-- 588 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,963 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 589 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,580 -WE'RE GETTING GAY MARRIED SO 590 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,580 I DON'T HAVE TO TESTIFY. 591 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,035 -AH. 592 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,923 AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE AN 593 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,923 EXPLANATION FOR THIS, I JUST 594 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,919 WANT TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT 595 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,919 WE'RE GOOD WITH THE NCAA. 596 00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:12,079 I TOOK CARE OF IT. 597 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:12,915 -YOU DID? 598 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:13,749 -YEAH. 599 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,292 -HOW? 600 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,923 -I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH, AND I 601 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,923 KEPT COMING BACK TO THE SAME 602 00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:20,419 CONCLUSION THAT NONE OF 603 00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:20,419 THIS MAKES ANY SENSE. 604 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,961 THE CREAM CHEESE, THE RANDOM AND 605 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,961 SELECTIVE INVESTIGATIONS 606 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,330 OF USC, OHIO STATE, MIAMI, 607 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,330 AND THEN US? 608 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,075 THEN IT DAWNED ON ME. 609 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,245 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED 610 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,245 TO MAKE SENSE. 611 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,631 THESE ARE ALL JUST PIECES 612 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,631 IN A GIANT ILLUSION. 613 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,667 THE NCAA IS A FRONT. 614 00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,169 THAT'S IT. 615 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,038 THESE SILLY RULES AND SELECTIVE 616 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,038 INVESTIGATIONS SERVE 617 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,543 TWO PURPOSES. 618 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,333 ONE, IT ALLOWS THEM TO MAINTAIN 619 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,333 A MONOPOLY OVER THE 620 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,125 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY THAT 621 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,125 IS COLLEGE SPORTS TODAY. 622 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,786 AND TWO, IT ALSO ALLOWS 623 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,786 THEM TO MAINTAIN 624 00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,334 THEIR NONPROFIT STATUS. 625 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:56,125 SMITH WAS SO INTENT ON BRINGING 626 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:56,125 YOU DOWN THAT HE LOST 627 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,826 SIGHT OF THE BIG PICTURE. 628 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,875 SO I LAID IT OUT FOR 629 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,875 HIM AND HIS BOSSES 630 00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:02,997 AS SIMPLY AS I COULD. 631 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,881 WHAT WAS MORE IMPORTANT 632 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,881 TO THE NCAA? 633 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,497 TAKING YOU DOWN, OR THE HUNDREDS 634 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,497 OF MILLIONS OF 635 00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,462 DOLLARS THEY'D STAND 636 00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,462 TO LOSE BY GIVING 637 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:14,330 BMS THE DEATH PENALTY? 638 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,205 ONCE YOU GET PAST THE ILLUSION, 639 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,205 YOU'RE LEFT WITH THE 640 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,380 ONLY THING THAT MATTERS 641 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,380 TO THEM. 642 00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:20,127 THEIR TAX FREE MONEY. 643 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:26,459 AND LIKE SO MANY OTHER BIG 644 00:19:22,959 --> 00:19:26,459 CORPORATIONS, BMS IS JUST 645 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,210 SIMPLY TOO BIG TO FAIL. 646 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:32,543 -THANKS, ALEX. 647 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,883 THAT WAS ONE HELL 648 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,883 OF A SAVE, SON. 649 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,167 -YEAH. 650 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,168 I MEAN, I JUST HAD TO PLAY 651 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,168 IN THE GAME, COACH. 652 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,878 IT WAS THE CHANCE 653 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,878 OF A LIFETIME. 654 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:39,877 -HEY, EVERYBODY! 655 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:40,917 SHUT UP, IT'S STARTING! 656 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:49,455 -WE, THE NCAA, HAVE DECIDED 657 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:49,455 NOT TO GIVE BLUE MOUNTAIN 658 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,540 STATE UNIVERSITY THE 659 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,540 DEATH PENALTY. 660 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:55,923 [CHEERS] 661 00:19:55,959 --> 00:20:00,579 -HOWEVER, GIVEN THE SEVERITY OF 662 00:19:55,959 --> 00:20:00,579 THE CHARGES, WE FEEL SOME 663 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:04,575 PUNISHMENT MUST BE DELIVERED. 664 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,825 THE FOLLOWING COACHES AND 665 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,825 PLAYERS WILL BE SUSPENDED 666 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:10,375 INDEFINITELY AND THEREFORE 667 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:10,375 NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE 668 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,417 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. 669 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,078 COACH MARTY DANIELS. 670 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:20,825 ASSISTANT COACH JON 671 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:20,825 JON HENDRICKS. 672 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,075 ALEX MORAN. 673 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,665 -NO. 674 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:24,709 -WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO 675 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:24,709 WITHOUT OUR QUARTERBACK? 676 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,670 -THAD CASTLE. 677 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,245 LARRY SUMMERS. 678 00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,711 DONALD SCHRAB. 679 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,460 HARMON TEDESCO. 680 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,670 -YOU CALL THIS SAVING FACE? 681 00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:38,669 -CHARLES NICHOLS. 682 00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,789 SIDNEY ROLLINS. 683 00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,584 GUS JOHNSON. 684 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,625 ALEX CODA. 685 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,705 THANK YOU, LADIES 686 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,705 AND GENTLEMEN.